My Penis Billboard Would Go Like This…


Every time I see this piece of writing I laugh and giggle. I love the audacity of the man or woman who put this on a bill board. I myself would like to put a few up in Istanbul.

And if I did, this how my penis billboards would go:

‘If your English is better mine, please then try to say the number three without mentioning trees.’

‘Does that pole up your backside come with the salary? Because it seems like you left humanity a few thousand dollars go.’

‘Dear taxi driver, no point telling me how religious you are if you’re going to short change me you arsehole’

‘Saying please and thank you is not sign of weakness, it is plain courtesy’

‘No point trying to nudge your way into a roundabout, it’s a shaped like a ring you div, if you don’t give way you are bound to get locked in!’

‘When I laugh at my stupidity please don’t think you have the right to think me a fool, I’m actually big enough it see through my mistakes.’

‘Mother of sons: Your 34 year old son is not a baby. He will have to cook, clean, and iron his own shirts. Your daughter-in-law will not take the responsibility… ever… she will leave.’

‘Use your logic. It was given to us by our almighty God for a reason. If you don’t believe in God use it anyway, it comes in handy.’


About An Addled Moment

I came to Istanbul to discover not only this beautiful city and its nightlife but I’m also here to discover me.
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2 Responses to My Penis Billboard Would Go Like This…

  1. This is hilarious. Good for YOU.

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