‘A Sailor Went to Sea, Sea, Sea’

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The weather here needs to get warmer because gloomy mornings and all this rainy weather is making me sulk. Actually I wasn’t sulking earlier on today, I wasn’t sulking this morning but I’m sulking now.

When you try to do something and put a great deal of effort in to it and you try and try your best, you can try better than your best even, just be sure to know that someone who claims to know better will pop out of the blue and tell you you’re doing or have done crap.

Just saying…

I would say take percussion too, firstly delete their phone number or change it to ‘USELESS PERSON’ and ignore their calls. If they carry on calling you change your number. If they come to your home just move, if they live in your home just kick them out and then move.

If you have to have them in your life, I mean, if its life or death and you have to have them in your life, duct tape their mouth. If you can’t duct tape their mouth, start singing like a mad man when they try to talk to you. If you want to be really dramatic and they still won’t stop, hold your hands over your ears, lift your elbows in the air and sing ‘a sailor went sea, sea, sea to see what he could see, see, see.’ It disorientates them, and when it does run off, run about a mile before you stop to check your surroundings.

If this freak is still following you run to the nearest bridge, don’t take your shoes off, it will weigh you down and prevent you from floating. Well, unless your wear very punky platform type boots, they work like floaters and you don’t want that so rip them off. When you start sinking think about butterflies, they only live for one day and never have to worry coming across idiots as such and they are pretty, it’s a nice thought to rest with.  

Cancun Underwater MuseumHumor aside, these idiots are trying to make you sink. They have the urge to make you feel and/or look bad because they have already sunk themselves. And once you have hit their underwater sea level they will use you as an anchor to get back up.

Think ahead. It’s nicer to sink with your own pretty self-aware and self-fulfilled butterfly thoughts than to let them let you sink thinking you are worthless. No one’s perfect, but no one person is ever worth less than another.

Just saying… 

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About An Addled Moment

I came to Istanbul to discover not only this beautiful city and its nightlife but I’m also here to discover me.
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